May 2013
example sentences i find in my ojibwe language...
ustitlvdatsi:
baapi-makwa:
Mii go booch wiijiindiwaad aana-gii-webinidiwaad igiw.
(They’re still going with each other even though they are divorced.)
that is a hilariously useful sentence
swagchat:
thedepp:
press z + c together on your keyboard
do it
reblogmyselfie:
I NEEDE SOMMEONE TO MAKW OUT WITH ME AND GRB MY BUTT REALY ROUGHLY
davidisbeyonce:
Stating an opinion more like
beyoncebeytwice:
magicconchshell:
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
tvspecial:
chickensandwich:
tvspecial:
someone ride me
where are you taking me
church
fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
suddenlybanjo:
your otp being near each other (◡‿◡✿)
your otp being cute around each other (◠‿◠✿)
your otp being romantic around each other (◕ω◕✿)
your otp fucking roughly against a wall (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
ashypussy:
stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat
sy-ndrome:
my thighs need a divorce
fivegum:
i need to lose 20 pounds
meladoodle:
will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
licensetocannibalize:
licensetocannibalize:
butts-incorporated:
can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed?
i cannot believe you people like this so much
catswithbenefits:
catswithbenefits:
what is the trendiest part of the body
the hip
laurenwasplayingwithstickers:
sansawiles:
robinrealhood:
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
mrscalypsojackson:
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
dicksp8jr:
oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
We are all Misha Collins: LET ME EDUCATE YOU... →
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
Listen friends, flossing is mad important, ok?
And i’m not just gonna say that and be done with it, I know you’re a smart bunch and you want answers, so I’m gonna give them to you!
the dentist stabs me and says “you’re bleeding bc you don’t floss.” why the hell??
devourer-of-gods:
shade-shypervert:
askstrikertheskeletonhunter:
What if the real world could lag
Stop that. That’s terrifying.
neopiacentral:
I think I deserve fairly odd parents
yougotvexed:
reasons to let me cuddle you:
I will stick my cold hands all over your body
I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
nuzzling???
I will be smiling the whole time
you’re warm and I’m not
let me leech your heat
please
