example sentences i find in my ojibwe language...
ustitlvdatsi: baapi-makwa: Mii go booch wiijiindiwaad aana-gii-webinidiwaad igiw. (They’re still going with each other even though they are divorced.) that is a hilariously useful sentence
swagchat: thedepp: press z + c together on your keyboard do it
reblogmyselfie: I NEEDE SOMMEONE TO MAKW OUT WITH ME AND GRB MY BUTT REALY ROUGHLY
davidisbeyonce: Stating an opinion more like
beyoncebeytwice: magicconchshell: wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
tvspecial: chickensandwich: tvspecial: someone ride me where are you taking me church
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
suddenlybanjo: your otp being near each other (◡‿◡✿) your otp being cute around each other (◠‿◠✿) your otp being romantic around each other (◕ω◕✿) your otp fucking roughly against a wall (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
ashypussy: stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat
sy-ndrome: my thighs need a divorce
fivegum: i need to lose 20 pounds
meladoodle: will.i.am changes his name to am.i.will? he is struggling with an identity crisis.
licensetocannibalize: licensetocannibalize: butts-incorporated: can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed? i cannot believe you people like this so much
catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: what is the trendiest part of the body the hip
laurenwasplayingwithstickers: sansawiles: robinrealhood: welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper Why is there a dog in the middle? Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: mrscalypsojackson: I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
dicksp8jr: oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha “I got up” clicks out of tab
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
my parents said to go to bed early it is early in the morning
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Listen friends, flossing is mad important, ok? And i’m not just gonna say that and be done with it, I know you’re a smart bunch and you want answers, so I’m gonna give them to you! the dentist stabs me and says “you’re bleeding bc you don’t floss.” why the hell??
devourer-of-gods: shade-shypervert: askstrikertheskeletonhunter: What if the real world could lag Stop that. That’s terrifying.
neopiacentral: I think I deserve fairly odd parents
yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ nuzzling??? I will be smiling the whole time you’re warm and I’m not let me leech your heat please