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breakburnandends: my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:41 -0400

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

alecmadeablog: jazykuun: writingcyan: teafortteu: paupaulie: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:03 -0400

jazykuun:

writingcyan:

teafortteu:

paupaulie:

Once Upon A Time In 2Fort
Part 1 | Part 2

This video really deserves a watch, the person who made it gave it some serious soul. It hurts, but it’s a good kind of hurt. Kind of.

It wasn’t a good kind of hurt at all. Ow, my heart. My feels. A well-composed video overall but the last four minutes of part two were downright excellent, very emotional, very sad. And that last scene, that last gif… oh Scout. ;_;

Oh man, i HAVE to watch this. Sad scout is sad. D:

This

Omigawd the feels

astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:51 -0400

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

paradisaic: paradisaic: my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:42 -0400

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

realcharmy: familyfriendlyurl: somebody draw me a plant with a cute smiling face please

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:35 -0400

realcharmy:

familyfriendlyurl:

somebody draw me a plant with a cute smiling face please

freakvevo: leavenmoan: theselener: freakvevo: freakvevo: What’s the difference between a piano...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:21 -0400

freakvevo:

leavenmoan:

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish

Two types of people.

Stop please

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:07 -0400

phriend: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:23:00 -0400

phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

Tumblr app: I'm done loading

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:22:52 -0400

Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:22:43 -0400

striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:20:58 -0400

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

maleteen: chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:20:50 -0400

maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:20:41 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 01:20:04 -0400

theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:19:45 -0400

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:19:28 -0400

hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:19:25 -0400

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

my talents include sleeping eating and thinking of a good comeback two hours after someone has said something rude to me

malformalady: A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:19:11 -0400

malformalady:

A tongue of lava oozes out from beneath the recently cooled crust of a flow. The silica contained within, reflects the early morning sunlight, giving its surface a glassy sheen.

Photo and caption credit: Bruce Omori

04503: uh no i didn’t netflix

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:18:53 -0400

04503:

uh no i didn’t netflix

costumecommunityservice: [full size][full size][full...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:18:40 -0400

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Darts 101, or Fabric May Not Be Metal but It Still Needs to be Beaten Into Shape

Our old friend Isabela is my guinea pig for today’s onslaught of learning, as well as several sheets of laser paper. May they rest in peace.